latoya jackson

Watch latoya jackson morph back to herself in the 80's (I don't know for sure if this accurate chronologically). I don't know why anyone would do this to themselves

fun websites to read

Here is a search I did for websites that you can see in English, very funny & highly amusing

awesome t shirts

I don't know if this is a real store website or what it's purpose is because it's not in English, but I did find some fun t-shirts mixed in there. I'm always worried about wearing a tshirt in a language I don't know, no telling what it says. The following are my favorites from the website:

(Incase you can't tell what's wrong with this one ^^^ it says Hell Kitty on the toy.)

news links

"girl" at school turned out to be a 39 year old man

a good read: Are women human?

most tattooed woman in the world is in her early 60s

tattoo gallery, amazing is not a word I'd use to describe the first person

a fun collection of plastic surgery gone wrong in celebrities

a chronological story of Michael Jackson's plastic surgery 1979-2004

wow, hidden Disney

engrish

Wow, shoes

Alright, I love a good pair of impractical shoes. I found the best collection of odd and impratical shoes. These shoes were designed by artists for art purposes, display not function (for the most part). Here are some of my favorites, definitely unusual & highly entertaining

Passing out drunk

The following pictures are proof from webshots.com of why you should not pass out drunk around your friends. Click for larger views.

Photoshop for bad

The following are how I use my photoshop skills for bad. I originally created these for planethiltron.com but the submit form wasn't working. Click on the pictures for a larger view.

Jamie Lynn had her baby ^^

Paris Hilton's Mom, I don't know her name

Britney Spears on a cruise

Britney & Lindsey, bffs

Desktops

The following are examples of how I use my photshop skills for bad. I've made these for friends to use as desktops. Feel free to save & use for your own desktops.

pills for retardation

Things like this crack me up.

I can think of a few people who need these.

poo pills

These $425 gold pills by Tobias Wong make the user's poo gold and sparkly when you eat them.

Useful.

You can read about his project here.

We can put a man on the moon, but we can stop poo from smelling!

Well now we have these guys -- Whiff! poo pills. You take these pills and they eliminate the odor in your fecal matter -- for real.

Well you're in luck, they currently have a 3 for 2 deal for the 30 day supplements. Only $15 for odorless poo.

It's not FDA approved because it's considered a food.

Ok, this is probably a more practical pill.

"Nullo helps neutralize embarrassing body odors, such as bad breath, perspiration odors of the feet, underarm and genital areas. Regain your confidence, in casual or even intimate actions, with other people.
Nullo, when taken as part of your regular daily hygiene, will help neutralize embarrassing body odors."

Includes poo smell.

This pills are 60 for $14, I can see these being the most practical & they are the cheapest. There you go, a collection of useful poo pills you may have never heard of.

oh so stylish 80s

Here are a collection of fun pictures I found today. I call them the Glamour Queens of the 80s. I'm not trying to make fun of the actual person, just the 80s.

Queen 1. So that only downfall of webshots.com is there aren't descriptions of the pictures/stories about them. So here's what I think happened.

This is Edna, a 41 year old secretary who took these in 1986 as a surprise for her husband. She put on her best bling, and went to glamour shots. They fluffed up her hair, wrapped her in turquoise foil and used a soft starry filter. Voila! Someone obviously thought it was beautiful enough to share on webshots.

Glamour Queen #2. I think my favorite part are the plastic pearl waterfall earrings.

This Glamour Queen on the other hand, I think she has a different story. Still has the waterfall earrings, but she's much younger. The background is wonderful.

Ok, wow. It must have been hard to walk around in the 80s with everyone's poofy hair in the way. All of her hair barely fits in this picture.

And our final Glamour Queen of the 80s. I think this was her 14th birthday and she got fluffed up and had this done. I wonder if it was the same place as the first woman because that blue foil looks familiar.

Oh the 80s, I'm so glad I was too young to be effected.

"dancer" shoes

This cracks me up! I was looking for a certain type of high heels that I saw in White Stripes Blue Orchid music video to talk about in another post. So I came across a website filled with weird high heels and these are my favorite pairs.

These 7" high heel Stilettos come in two options. The first "The Treasure Chest":

The Treasure Chest™ collection features a storage compartment disposed in the base of the high heel shoe and accessible from the insole, offering the wearer the creativity of displaying an array of goods. Glistening pearls, dazzling diamonds, colorful beads are just a few ideas of making this shoe a one-stop solution for every mood, outfit, or holiday. If keeping the valuables private is a concern, this collection also includes the option of an opaque, colored compartment. This allows for the valuables, such as personal items and make-up, to remain secretly concealed and secure.

And then there is the Tip Jar

The Tip Jar™ collection, designed with a slot opening, decorated with appliqués such as lips, dollar signs and butterfly wings in neon material and colorful glitter on the clear platform’s side wall, allows tips to be inserted through the slot and retrieved from the accessible insole in an enjoyable, yet practical way.
Both collections are geared towards meeting the needs of dancers in both areas of practicality and aesthetics.

Oh, and they cost about $55.

These are the shoes that I'm trying to figure out what they're called:

I give up + eye tattoos

ok, i give up. i really don't have time this semester to make cartoons anymore. instead i'm switching over to odd stories that i come across that catch my attention. normally i email these to all my friends, you all just have to come here to see them now.

Wondering what that is^^? That is the beginning of an eyeball tattoo. Perfectly safe and legal, apparently it's been around since the 1800s. You can tattoo the iris or the white part, your choice. Here's the final product

Here's the link to the story if you want to read about it. http://www.technovelgy.com/ct/Science-Fiction-News.asp?NewsNum=1255

So I think they're interesting, but I could never permanently dye my eyes. They should make temporary eye tattoos, or would that just be called colored contacts? Here are my future eye tattoo designs